CASE 001
Supply
1,000,000,000 $NOTICE. Each unit individually catalogued. The catalogue is a single line, repeated.
PUBLIC BULLETIN · ISSUED TODAY · REISSUED DAILY
Wanted in 194 jurisdictions.
Holding in all of them.
INTERPONS coordinates the international pursuit of crypto crimes committed against yourself. Notices have been issued. Descriptions have been circulated. Nobody has been caught, including you. $NOTICE
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CASE MEDIA · EXHIBIT A
FOOTAGE UNDER REVIEW · REVIEW UNDER FOOTAGE
■ PUBLIC ADVISORY · VERIFY BEFORE COOPERATING
The Official Bulletin — One Address, One Notice
"There is one contract address, published in this bulletin and nowhere else. Every other address is itself the subject of a notice. The bureau never DMs first — it communicates by publication only."
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CASE FILES
The evidence room
Tokenomics, entered into the record. The record is permanent. The record is the point.
CASE 002
Tax
0/0. The bureau charges nothing. Budgets are for agencies that catch people.
CASE 003
Liquidity
Locked. Held in the evidence room. The evidence room has one exhibit and excellent security.
CASE 004
Audit
Reviewed by an inspector who examined the wall, nodded slowly, and requested a transfer.
RED NOTICES
The wall
ACTIVE NOTICES: 194 · RESOLVED: 0
Every archetype of the market has been described, catalogued, and admired. Press any notice to open its case file. The final notice is a mirror. It is always a mirror.
FROM THE BUREAU
The paperwork is immaculate. The cells are empty.
The bureau maintains the world's most complete registry of suspects it has elected not to pursue. Each notice is issued, stamped, photographed, and admired. Field operations are not conducted; the field is volatile, and the filing cabinets are here. Suspects wishing to be apprehended are advised that no such procedure exists, and are invited to remain at large with everyone else.
OPERATIONS
Active operations
The bureau's roadmap, declassified. Each operation proceeds exactly as planned. Nothing else does.
OP/01 — OPERATION FIRST LIGHT
The wall is erected. The notices go up. Photography is excellent.
EXECUTEDOP/02 — OPERATION WIDE NET
Jurisdictions are added. All of them. The net is wide and catches nothing, by design.
ONGOINGOP/03 — OPERATION LOOK CLOSER
The mirror is installed at the end of the wall. Resolution rates remain stable at zero.
INSTALLEDOP/04 — OPERATION EVERGREEN
The bureau commits to pursuing these suspects indefinitely. Indefinitely is the operative word.
PERPETUALWITNESS STATEMENTS
Statements on file
Taken down verbatim, filed promptly, acted upon never.
"First-Time Witness"
STATEMENT FILEDSaw everything. Understood nothing. The lollipop helped.
"The Informant"
STATEMENT FILEDDelivers envelopes. All of them empty. All of them important.
"The Retired Inspector"
STATEMENT FILED34 years of service. 0 arrests. Still looks in the mirror.
PROCEDURE 003-B · PUBLIC COOPERATION
Cooperate with the bureau
Three steps. All of them are filed. None of them are checked.
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STEP 01
Present identification
A wallet. The bureau will not verify it. The bureau verifies nothing.
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STEP 02
Declare your intent
Bring only what you are prepared to see filed as evidence.
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STEP 03
Join the pursuit
Buy $NOTICE. You are now both the pursuer and, per the final poster, the pursued.
Buy $NOTICECA—
FREQUENTLY FILED QUESTIONS
Inquiries
Has anyone ever been caught?
No. The mission statement is specific on this point.
Who is the suspect in the last poster?
Look closer.
Can I have my notice removed?
Notices are permanent. Removal requests are filed. Filing is permanent too.
Wen arrest?
The bureau answers only in candles.